Next Phase

Tonight I was happy to hear

An idea you'll think is quite queer.

'Tis the new-fangled gizmo of days

That'll go by the name of Next Phase.

You know there's this thing called the 'Net.

You're using it now, I would bet.

Next Phase will replace all of that.

Don't fret - you'll still know where you're at.

Sign up and connect and transfer.

You'll be told how to do it fer sher.

No wifi or modem or host.

All those will be much like a ghost.

If you're a supplier of those,

You might be quite sad how this goes.

For the rest, it won't be the worst.

Just remember you heard it here first.