All for a LAR...k

A lark, a lark!

Let's go to the park.

I don't have a bike,

So I'll take a hike.

If from me you'll take your Que,

I'll show you zackly what to do.

Some think the whole thing's just a LARP

But you won't once you've seen the HAARP.

There's so much more that I could tell,

But you would run away pell mell.

I only know a tiny bit.

Someday* we'll all see all of it.

*Soon, I hope.