What's Taking So Long?

We hoped this'd be over and done,

And we'd all be having some fun,

But it's taking much longer than expected.

The Good Guys're still staying connected.

Jingle Bank

Cashing in on dough
In a market fit to play
O’er the stocks you go
Laughing all the way
Bell on Exchange rings
Making moolah tight
Oh, what fun to chide and wring
Another client tonight. Oh!

B of A, B of A,
How long will it be
Till you fall all the way,
Topple like a tree? Whee!
B of A, B of A,
Not long will it be.
Oh what fun when we see
You topple like a tree.

A year or more ago
You thought to take a ride
And soon a silver cache
Was in your vault inside
Now market’s in the tank
Lost fortune is the lot
Of all who trust in you, the bank
Who put them in this spot. Oh!

B of A, B of A,
How long will it be
Till you fall all the way,
Topple like a tree? Whee!
B of A, B of A,
Not long will it be.
Oh what fun when we see
You topple like a tree.

Remember, Remember the 5th of November...2023

Remember, remember

The 5th of November.

That first applied to Guy Fawkes.